A work in progress - some transcribed/filleted Fugazi stage banter:

 

1.

Urrrrrrrrraaaayyyyyy.

Ay

ay

ay

ay

er

er

er.

So.

Catalogue.

What did I say?

Category.

Inventory

/

catalogue.

I fucked up.

 

2.

Fuck me?

Why fuck me?

Fuck me?

Why fuck me, you little asshole, why?

Do you know me personally?

Do you know me well enough….?

That’s what you want to hear?

Did you have a very disturbed youth,

or what happened?

Play the song?

No.

 

3.

I mean

It’s

I don’t

I‘m not

I’m not

So next time

um

you see them out there

just

you know

I don’t know

you don’t have to do anything.

 

4.

You know

earlier there

this evening

er

our drummer

there

Brendan.

who is seriously in debt

just lost $227

on a Nerf

er

basketball bet.

He already owes me $400 for a pool shot six years ago.

 

5.

Woah, um, you and I

alright

I’m, um, standing

alright, so?

Uh, sir?

Who, who was it?

Ok.

Ok, let’s start again.

 

6.

Yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo

You know

what is

what the fuck?

I’m

I’m going to say

this is sort of what I was going to talk about

Um

Um

I’m covering my eyes

And we reached a certain point

and we reached a certain point

Now

When I see

but when I see

but if you wanna stay here

but if you wanna stay here

please be kind to our other guests

alright?